Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum and Grand Masti were panned for their tone and texture, but even they had their moments of laughter.

In fact, its nowhere close to being called an entertainer, something the makers repeatedly promised in the promos.

Praveen Patel (Ram Kapoor) is a Malaysia based Gujarati businessman, whose wife Kokila (Suchita Trivedi) is too much into prayers and devotional stuff.

Its not like that the two dont love each other, but the spark is missing, which the director Devang Dholakia perceives as sexual undercurrent.

The Patel household also has a son Jigar (Navdeep Chabbra), fondly called Jiglo () by his mother.

Praveen Patel is a huge fan of film actor Shanaya (Sunny Leone), who first dances on Paani waala dance and then Daaru pike dance.

Anyway, she signs a film in which she has to play a Gujarati woman, and for that she comes to stay at the Patel villa.

Locha starts taking place at this point and keep on happening till chemical locha begins in your head.

As if murdering one good old hit was not enough, the very same song goes on like: Steel da liver tera, platinum da jigra, lets do the paani waala dance befikra.

Really Such lyrics really needed a writer However, if there is someone who should take offence from the songs of KKLH then it should be a Gulzar fan as another line in the same song goes like: Chai chappa chai paaniyon pe cheetein udaati hui ladki, psanad mujhe aati hain mummy kasam ladkiyan teri umar ki.

But, this much is very much acceptable in a film which names a stylist Roberto Mawali.

There is absolutely no coherence in the story, screenplay and direction, and on top of it, the makers believe that the viewers wouldnt find any difference in between a Gujarati woman and a Kenyan lady.

Some of the scenes are so creepy that you wouldnt even dare to sleep.

Shanaya: How sweetScene 2 Shanaya: Main nikalun juice Praveen: Kiska Then they smile.

Later, Shanaya conveniently forgets the earlier conversation and gives a long lecture on the flip side of dating an actress.

From Sunny Leone to Ram Kapoor, everybody appears oscillating in between the extreme ends of moral high ground and chalta hai.

Talking about their acting in the film would only insult their fans.

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai is an insane, bizarre film with absolutely no intention of making the audience satiated in any which manner.

As far as the Sunny Leone fans are concerned, YouTube also has those songs.

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